Amy the Tummyblogger

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I just KNOW this sweet teen cutie is hiding a chubby beer gut!

I mean... wow.  What can I say?

Girls like Aubrey Addams used to be a dime-a-dozen when I was in college.  Not pretty enough and definitely not smart enough to keep their boyfriends around for very long. When I was feeling horny I'd pick up one of these dumb skanks on the rebound... give her a shoulder to cry on, and tequila to take the edge off.  Pretty soon, she's thinking maybe, just this once, a little kissy-kissy with another girl won't be so bad.  

A chubby tummy with tiny titties is just so fucking hot.  And of course, I never let it end with just kissy-kissy, not until the little skank learned what my pussy tastes like!

Aubrey's got a little cross-eye action happening... weird but cute!  But I bet it's one of those things that gets real creepy if you had to see it every day.  Glad she's not my friend...

Missy Monroe is the original teen princess of chubby!  With that little nubbin of a nose, those big floppy boobies, and, of course, that tummy from heaven...

I'll bet her butthole smells like strawberries and tea roses... I just wanna sniff it and smooch it for hours! 

I don't think that Missy's done a single situp in her entire life... or read a book for that matter.   God knows I'd do anything to get my mouth between her thick thighs, but the poor girl really is dumb as dirt.

So I met Misty last year when I was in San Diego.  She was really cool... she took the time to talk with me and I got to buy her a drink-- she likes her vodka tonic with a slice of lemon, not lime, in case you were wondering.

When I was walking away, she slapped me on the ass!

I just hope she keeps eating more cum so she can grow a little pot belly!

Be sure to check out all the pics... they're HUGE and HIGH QUALITY.

Anyone remember Jessie from AnalDestruction.com?  I hope she hasn't been completely forgotten...

I wasn't always the porn sophisticate that I am today.  A couple years ago, when I still thought facials involved cucumbers and moisturizer, I came across Jessie's scene at AnalDestruction.com.  It absolutely blew my mind.  If you've never seen this performance, then you need to know that it involves this poor 18-year old girl yelping and whimpering in agony as she loses her ass cherry.  Now I've seen a lot of porn in the last few years, and I've yet to come across anything to top this.  So you can imagine what it did to my poor impressionable mind at the time...

This video was like a punch in the gut.  The trainwreck that you can't look away from.  I watched her violation dozens of times, finding myself sopping wet every time, but not quite able to bring myself to masturbate to this poor girl's suffering.   Jessie's asshole took over my mind... I even remember going out for dinner with my parents, unable to eat a bite, my pussy uncontrollably wet, my ears hearing Jessie's moans over and over.  My mind's eye saw that thick cock deep in Jessie's ass, and I could almost feel her pain in my own tummy.  How could I take so much pleasure from the pain of this girl, who was so very similar to me in age, race, even build?

Well that was a puzzle I never quite solved.   Now, a few years later, I've come to terms with those parts of my brain (and my pussy) that want to see other girls get assfucked and facefucked and taken advantage of.  That doesn't mean I can't also be a romantic, and a girly-girl (in my own way of course). And in fact, I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Jessie, and it's great to see that she's back!  Now she callls herself Jaimie... she's lost a few pounds but I guarantee she's still packing that sweet, smooth belly.  Now Jessie hangs out at 3Pearl.com's NewGirls, where you'll find the cutest teen amateurs with the most adorable pudgy tummies on the web!  Head on over and see what Jessie... er, I mean Jaimie is up to!  (And while you're there, be sure to check out Jasinthia, Jennifer, and Kelley-- these tubby girls make my mouth water, and I'll be writing about them very soon!)

... and I can’t look at this pic without thinking of having her after these guys are done.

She’s breathless and covered in cum and drool, her asshole gaping and leaking god knows what, and I come to her and tell her that she’s the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. I tenderly kiss her neck and her lips... overwhelmed by the sweet aroma of her hair and the stink of cum.  I let her watch me masturbate, and her eyes follow my fingertips as I run them up and down my slit, and in delicate circles around my clit.  She knows I am excited by the sight of her degradation.  I guide her hands to her tits... she cups them as I open her legs and take her thick, soaking cunt in my mouth.  The bitter taste of cum and the sweet smell of her sex are in my nose and mouth; they drive me and my tongue to even greater heights of arousal.  I know she's going to cum even before she does.  I ready my fingertips in the crack of her ass, for I plan to drive them into her bruised anus the moment she climaxes... it's only a matter of waiting for my tongue to work its magic on her swollen clit. 

And after I bring her to a weeping orgasm, she starts whispering confessions in my ear: “I can’t believe I’m such a slut…Why did I let those guys fuck my ass…"  I nod and tell her it's all going to be okay, but my mind is elsewhere... and my hand is already on her head, guiding her mouth to my waiting pussy.